Eff the 90's
How could a decade that produced so much great music also have produced so much utter shite? Well, it happened. Here’s proof….
50 Shades of Horny
Oh, it has been so long since I used my Tumblr to rant and make fun of other people….
But can I just say it?
Isn’t the biggest reason why all these women simply lurve 50 Shades of Gray is because it arouses their otherwise boring, sexless marriages?
AND is it any coincidence that the same women that love this are the same ones that also LOVED Twilight?
I’m not trying to make other people feel bad or put them down for their intelligence or lack of, but c’mon people. I read all the time…..usually one book a week…..and it doesn’t have to contain BDSM or chaste vampires to make me pick it up.
And I’ll just say it…..I don’t need a racy thinly-veiled pulp of women’s erotica to make me want to hit it with my man.
Here’s what the women who love 50 Shades are missing:
~a college degree
~an imagination
~a man that knows how to get the job done
Luckily, I have all three……
I have spent my whole life looking forward to halcyon days. Or maybe I’ve had them and didn’t know it. Maybe some day.
but it sure feels like one…..I need a day off
you are the only reasons i crawl out of bed every day
Dear Telemarketers:
i am getting very good at saying no, giving you a very bad review and generally wasting your time on the phone
so please
lose our number
Towel Officially Thrown In
trying to be friends or even get along with ex
trying to be friendly with ex’s wife
trying to like my job
Why, indeed?
Why would my ex best friend choose to be new best friends with my ex husband’s new wife?
Why and in what world would that ever be considered normal behavior?
And why would the new wife want to even participate?
And how could anyone in my position not be bothered by that?
learn to forget……
